Did two miles this morning and am feeling sleepy. How the fuck does that work ( Read more... )

So at the end of an IM chat with my new buddy, Kate, I meant to type "bon voyage" but a misplaced index finger entered "bong voyage."

Now then, who wouldn't want to go on one of THOSE cruises?

Bong voyage!!!

Last night was a doozy. Team rehearsal got canceled due to a lost car key and team mates stranded in Dallas. So I ate. And ate. Seems like all I’ve been doing for 48 hours is eating. Fell asleep at 8, woke up at midnight, watched an episode of Oz, back asleep by 2. I was planning on doing some pool laps this morning, but---surprise, surprise---my ( Read more... )

I’m having a piss-poor day, and it’s barely noon. Plus, I woke up only 3 hours ago. Odd, because last night was a powerhouse night. Team Austin won the Dallas Regional competition. Six rotations over back-to-back bouts and we eeked out a 2.5-point win over some stiff competition. The team was astounding, top to bottom. Good energy, good focus, and ( Read more... )

Out of one meeting, about to step into another, but in the meantime ( Read more... )

Woke up early this morning to go running. This is the first time I've done the pre-work workout ever. I like it, a bunch. The sun was just barely coming up when I left. I ran down to the creek, marched along it for a while, then came back up to street-level and ran another mile or so. I was feeling pretty awful by the time I was done---the ( Read more... )

Oh. Boy. I am feeling it right now. And it doesn't feel so good.

Maybe I should start downing gallons of carrot-parsley-celery-spinach water.

Attention: Matthew John Conley is now wearing wife-beaters ( Read more... )

OK, so I had to cut out the last few suggestions because the poem was pretty much completed. But I incorporated them ... in a way.

I present to you:

( The Peloponnesian Lance Armstrong DookieBoogers His Way into A Seraphim’s Meta-Narrative )

OK, work is slow-ish today, and I'm taking a quick break to enlist your help. I'd like to read at the slam tonight, but I want at least one new piece. Problem is, I don't have one ( Read more... )