Stupid interns. Booooooo!


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who blocked my driveway with her friend's car. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DRIVEWAY! USE IT!


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"I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper ( Read more... )