I had a busy day. I went to work for the first time this week. I said I had "boy's trouble". My boss gave me a double-take, looked at me a little wierdly and said he hoped I got it cleared up soon. And he gave a really shifty look at my groin. I took it that he had not got the joke. So I told Sarah about it and she thought it was funny. When he ( Read more... )

She's a head fuck.

I hate her. I don't want to have to deal with this. But that's a fucking lie, I want it too. I want her in my life, screwing me up, screwing everything up. And with equal passion I want her on a different continent fucking up somebody else. But she probably wouldn't. That's her one gift to me, the hook. The something I know is ( Read more... )

Annoying Spanish kid had this quiz. I stole it to spite him.

1. Lauren
2. Briar
3. Sophie
4. Denise
5. Adriana
6. Zoe
7. Kristen
8. Rachel
9. Kassie
10. Anna
11. Georgia
12. Cal
13. Phi
14. Courteney
15. Keesha
16. Maria
17. Alyssa
18. Kelly
19. Polina
20. Lisa

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I can't sleep and earlier Alyssa expressed a wish to see me update. So you get a quiz.

1. Full name: Aaron Raymond
2. Birthdate/current age: Feburary 14th 1987
3. Height: 5"11
4. Natural hair color: Ginger
5. Eye color: Blacky browny reddish sort of colour
6. Heritage: Half bitch half deadbeat
7. Gender: Male
8. Location:  My front room. HAHAH I'm so ( Read more... )

I'm up for adoption. Adriana and Alyssa want rid of me. So will you please adopt me? Nobody wants me and I need a home.

( Wanted: Loving home for drunk, rambling 18 year old )

If you read Alyssa's journal, you've seen this already. But whatever, deal.

So she asked me to make her "Comment Whore" icons. And I felt like looking at porn, so here's what happened:

( CUT TEXT. HAHA see what I did there? )

( More sceneness. )

Has my day got any more interesting? LET'S SEE.

Adriana came over at about 1/2. Ok fine, I recorded the exact time, it was 13:22pm. No, I don't know the seconds. digital clocks dont have seconds on them and we watched some movies. She braided my hair with little pink bobbles. :) Nope, I don't have pictures. :) I drew the line at make-up. ( Read more... )

With this thing, I feel an obligation to try and be funny. And since I'm all out of funny things to write about, I'mma do this. This isn't a meme or a pass-it-along or anything, but I guess if you want to do it too you can steal it. JUST GIVE ME MONEY BITCH.

20 Things About Me:
1. Cats are simultaneously attracted to and repelled by me. I feel ( Read more... )

Alyssa is a song theif. She makes you send her all the cool little indie songs you found because you're so cool, then posts the lyrics to look cool so you can't.
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