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What would be truly sweet is if Katie, assuming just for fun that she did in fact birth that poor child, went all Andrea Yates on Tom due to a profound case of post-partum depression but instead of drowning the child in the bathtub, she drowned Tom. And then Matt Lauer could come out and say: Had she been on Paxil, Tom would still be with us today.

Robert Orben - "Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected."

Imelda Marcos - "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

Katharine Hepburn - "If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."

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During a political campaign everyone is concerned with what a candidate will do on this or that question if he is elected except the candidate; he's too busy wondering what he'll do if he isn't elected.
Everett Dirksen

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
Everett Dirksen

Everett Dirksen - "A billion here and a billion there, and soon you're talking about real money."

Bill Cosby - "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

J. Paul Getty - "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughn

Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

Daniel J. Boorstin - "Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be."