more plagiarism

[elrondhalfelven]

They did not bear back Elrond Peredhil son of Earendil to Imladris, and instead left him on Cerin Amroth to attract tourists. Elrond II went to Lothlorien walking slow. There he set his arms about Elrond, and kissed him, bidding him to await him beyond the Western Sea; and he looked upon his eyes ere the spirit left him. But the starlight was

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*ahem*

[horseofrohan]

The squirrel fucker gets in. The weirdos get in. But does your favourite son's FIANCE get in?

*humph*

[elrondhalfelven]

Um. You get to live in the barn with Haleth and Tolman!

[horseofrohan]

But Elrohir's redecorated his bedroom into a lovenest for the pair of us!

[elrondhalfelven]

Fine. FINE. Just don't expect me to muck anything out.

I'm sure Erestor won't mind. He's probably used to it at home.

[gorlim]

First they all die and frighten my poor abused self out of Mandos.

THEN, once I ESCAPE, they all come flooding back OUT.

AND I'M STILL STUCK HERE.... in Middle-fucking-Earth... with this unexplainable urge to sing "Copacabana."

*sigh*

Sometimes I wish death were sort of... you know... a permanent affliction.

*thinks about that*

No, wait. At least I still have the option of committing suicide if Barahir finds me. *shifty eyes*

[By the way, GREAT post, Elrondmun!]

((thank you, thank you))

[elrondhalfelven]

Her name was Lola...she was a showgirl...

You know you want to.

Re: ((thank you, thank you))

[gorlim]

*twitch*

Must... resist... temptation...

*twitchtwitch*

[elrondhalfelven]

With yellow flowers in her hair and a dress cut down to there...

[halbarad]

And that hat-wearing freak.

Aww. You remembered me!

*haunts nicely*

Nice to see that you're undead, great-to-the-nth-degree-uncle!

[mirielofnumenor]

We were all lamenty and stuff for you. It was sad and weepy. Yeah.

So I have a question for you, seeing as you're Loremaster Dude and Wise: If you kinda, accidentally, like, sneak out of Mandos through a portal without permission, does that piss Namo off? (Something tells me yes.)

I also would enjoy having a place to live. I've asked my grampa if I could room with him, and he said that he was in a hotel room somewhere, so go ask my gramma; I asked her, but right now she's sick in a tent and that looks like it's about to become a lovenest for her and Isildur. Therefore, could I hide from Namo crash with you, seeing as you are my distant family? (I have lots of Cheetos with me! **waves giganto bag of snacky foods** Good for eating during tv watching!) I'm housetrained! I'm cost efficient! I won't steal the remote!

[elrondhalfelven]

Ummm. Well, Namo is usually on permanent vacation, and Denethor is busy wining and dining some dragon. And Hama's nothing to worry about. So I think you're safe.

Um. Yes, you can move in, but you have to share the armrest with that Haleth thing until we say otherwise.

Yay! Thanks, uncle-ada!

[mirielofnumenor]

**huggles I; passes the promised Cheetos to I and II*;balances beautiful self on armrest; respectfully watches the current marathon; makes fun of Elrobeth's hair**

**eyes I suspiciously**You sure that we aren't gonna have any vengeful Valar swooshing through?

I was kinda wanting to fill out forms. I need a hobby...