I wonder when it was that I just decided I didn't want to leave this house anymore. Is it wrong that right now, sitting on my computer in a pair of basketball shorts, feeling slightly sad for no particular reason, that I'm happier than I would be if I were sitting on a beach in the Caribbean? Is it wrong that I would rather be doing this than ( Read more... )

So my girlfriend's brother Chad stole my surfboard (yes, I have a surfboard don't laugh) off my porch and pawned it. But I caught him and for a second dangled him over the pit of jail, but then decided to let his dad take care of him. It's the Gallow - way.

Have had a kickass time with Windyboyjr, and when I gain a little bit of brain back I will share the experience with you all. Until then, I'm going to bed.

In the morning, I drive Windyboy back to the airport, so he can get back to Portland and resume his Pacific Northwest Ass-kicking.

I certainly hope he didn't find me completely unappealing...

Being skinny is eating purely for survival.

Think about it, won't you? Thank you.

Netflix sent me a gift the other day, and it went by the name of "I am Curious, Yellow." It was this Scandinavian political Q&A piece from the 60's with a sex plot mixed in. The sexual starlet of the film was Anna Nyman, played by Lena Nyman. Ms. Nyman would invariably take her clothes off every fifteen minutes or so throughout the film, and she ( Read more... )

By the way, if you don't know what a net send is, then you just suck balls all week ( Read more... )

What did I do this weekend? Hooo boy what a weekend ( Read more... )

Another day, another dollar.

Why did I order my copy of ESPN Football from ebgames with 3 day shipping???? Now I paid an extra 7 dollars to get it at the end of the week. God I'm so stupid sometimes I could kill!

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Maybe I can get online with NCAA Football tonight. This shit better happen tonight.