As I was then a lass of ten,
  my father sang to me,
    'Come here and take a good long shake
  upon the lemon tree.
Come put your faith in love, my wraith,'
  my father sang to me,
    'I know you'll find that love is kind
  aloft the lemon tree.'
      Lemon tree very pretty ( Read more... )

I was playing for the parents
  of some children who had died,
and I really got embarrass’d
  without anywhere to hide;
    so I snuck into a song I made
  as everybody cried,
    just a tearful little serenade
  with only me inside.
O the intro wasn’t over ( Read more... )

I've been asked to do a memorial service ( Read more... )

The morning mist disperses shadows' fears,
  and clearly there appears a dawning glow.
I’d trouble making friends among my peers
  and wander’d where I wouldn’t wish to go.
    It’s not as if I really wanted you
    when I had all these other things to do.

The sun dispels the darkness of the night
  and opens up the air of all the day.
My family ( Read more... )

How'd you come laughing
  knee-deep in meat,
gaggles of baffling
  under your feet,
    aeolian cadences
      clouding the air,
    spliff vapor plaisances'
      levity there?

Bevies of bafflement
  wander the way,
tidings of troubles sent
  communique,
    bong flutter'd wowie
      flying your mind,
    thought saying, 'Howdy!'
      all ( Read more... )

Twould Mr. Froogy foolin' come,
  humble dum, humble dum,
and in his purse a tidy sum,
    tweedle, tweedle, twine O.

Twhere Mr. Froogy wore his boot,
  humble dum, humble dum,
way down within a load of loot,
    tweedle, tweedle, twine O.

Twhen Mr. Froogy come to see,
  humble dum, humble dum,
the Missies dancing fair and free,
    tweedle, ( Read more... )

I was nestled twixt the toeses
  of my dizi tickling tree,
in amongst the clouds of roses
  who had grown all over me,
    when a fellow kingdom subject
  whisper'd soft and soothingly,
    'If you please, your grace, to accept
  my sincere apology,

'I've an errand from our dear Prince
  I must execute with speed,
and I've come to ask your aid ( Read more... )

I did. Yes, I did. I admit it: I did.
  I did, and I'm glad, and I'd do it again.
I did it so bad even though God forbid,
  and I'm not even sad. God forgive me, amen.

Ah but you did it too. Yes, it's true what you did.
  It was all your idea in fact. Don't you deny
you were happy you did even though God forbid,
  and you'd do it again, I can see ( Read more... )

I have a little mantis
  who crawls around my brane.
He crept out of Atlantis
  ere it went down the drain.
    He claims to be protecting
      my tiny vacant head,
    but I think he's expecting
      to sell me to the dead.

O dead, O dead who've left the planet
in those holes beneath some granite,
  how much will you pay for me
  to this mantis ( Read more... )

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pour out streams of milky pearls,
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