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Website Updated: mp3 folder
Note, Mar 2008: This update is no longer accurate. Files removed.
Oddly enough, I recently took some time this weekend passed to get my website a little more up to date, including the once-beloved elskan.com/mp3 area.
Here's the first half of the playlists you'll find available for download now.
- Frivolity Part A
- The McCoys - Hang On Sloopy
- The ( Read more... )
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Website Updated: Cell Phones for Nano-Idiots
Some fair number of updates to my never-touched website, www.elskan.com.
I know, shocking, isn't it? I never update. And yet, there it is. Want to know what it's about? Here's a fucking start:
... And for void's sake, if you paid more than $50 for your phone, you need to be kicked in the genitals. Here's another tip: nobody gives a shit about ( Read more... ) -
Fucking people.
People really are stupid. Somehow, that fucking movie got made. I have no idea why, but someone out there decided that, just because you get Quinten Tarentino to pay for it and Johnny Knoxville to "star" in it, you'd be justified in making a film.
You know what? One word: Fucking No.
Yes, I know... it's two words. That's why I'm funny.
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What the hell is wrong with people?
Some dumb lady in the drive-through here at Coffee Culture says "I want to get a venti decaf latè with two sweet-and-low, non-fat milk, and fat-free whip-cream ( Read more... ) -
When you see this, quote some shakespeare
Hail, Rome, victorious in thy mourning weeds ( Read more... ) -
Poor Monkey (not about Henry Walter Bates).
You know that fun little science project where they test animals by putting food in a bottle or jar and see if they figure out how to extract it? There's always some poor raccoon or monkey which sticks its hand in and can't pull it out and so they sit there with the bottle/jar stuck on their paw/hand because they won't let go of the food? It ( Read more... ) -
A stolen meme idea.
Here goes. Below is a meme stolen from empressme; whome I secretly lust after, as evidenced by my Red Right Hand. A meme which is answered (at least the way I did it) by randomizing one's musical playlist containing all one's mp3s. Winamp 5+ is good because it will generate an HTML playlist for you, then you just paste the questions above each song.
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Porn for geeks.
I was noticing I have very little in terms of a porn collection these days. There was a time when I had a multitude of titles in my pornographic film collection, but I just don't feel any desire to watch it much any more, seeing as I've kept myself essentially single for so long. I've since given away most of it, or let it get tossed out, or ( Read more... ) -
Sweet! My sexy car returns... Prrrr.
Yay! After three months and a week, I finally got my car back! My sexy, little, white Camrey is back, and I've been loving it. Of course, the experience of my first drive home was excellent ( Read more... ) -
Ok, it's fine now.
Yeah, so I got a bit of complaint mail, so my site no longer looks like crap. It was just a joke, alright? No more whining. If you go to my site and still see the joke version, just hold the Control key and hit F5 (Ctrl+F5).
Anyhow, I've got a lot going on right now, so no fun and amusing things to blather on about. The Belief pages are still ( Read more... )