A scrap of paper is stuffed between Bart's mattress with the following notes written on it:

The Awesomely Impulsive One's Diabolical Plan For Offing The Jolly Green Giant.

-Step 1: Catch him alone, and possibly in a vulnerable state. IE: after a workout, when he's totally depleted, and so close to dropping, it's not even funny. Except it is kind ( Read more... )

Your Fortune Is: Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
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I wish I could save you.

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Sex me up! // my thread

Honestly, dude? I think it depends.

It's all about desire, man. It's about what you want.

I was on the streets, man. I was a thief and a liar, and I didn't want to be. It was just something that happened. And then Oliver found me, and offered me a job. He offered to take me in, take me under his wing, so to speak, and make my life better. And ( Read more... )

Dude, two words: professional thief. And hey, it's not exactly something I'm proud of, ya know? But it's what I did. It's how I survived. Being a pick-pocket, stealing stuff and then selling it, swiping people's cards when they weren't looking... you name it, I did it. Anything to give me a roof over my head for the night, and put food in my belly ( Read more... )

[locked from chloeas]

I'm so a glutton for punishment.

Oh, I speak the language of looove, baby. Oh, sí, señoras sexy. Ven a papá. Usted sabe que quieren venir obtener. Venid a mí.

Ah ha, ya like? That's kind of sexy, right? And despite what some people might think, the language of love is totally not French, dude. It's Español, all the way ( Read more... )

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He stands just behind her, watching her.

He watches Dinah's arm wrap around her slightly shaking shoulders, and in that moment, he kind of hates himself.

There's a dull ache in his chest, one that he knows is for her. He can feel her pain, though he can't see her face. He wants nothing more than to put his arm around her ( Read more... )

Hey, guys. I disappeared for a while. Sorry about that. Been working like a dog, and haven't been very attentive to some of my muses. But I'm back now ( Read more... )