mother FUCKER I should have known this would happen. Cyndi meant she's coming up NEXT weekend, not this one.

POO

Allie just tried to pawn matzah off on me-- silly Jew. I think that's one of the few drawbacks to Judaism-- the food. Matzah Crackers, anyone? A macaroon to settle your stomach? Some less-than-satisfying gefilte fish?

I'll stick with the little piggies. And my atheism.

Self: go to the gym, lazy fuck ( Read more... )

I am sooooo close to being done with all my finals ( Read more... )

ahhhhhhh I never update anymore. I want to, and I'll sit here and stare at the screen willing myself to have interesting thoughts and events. but i just feel so blah about it all. i know i'll never be a good writer unless i practice but it's so much more fun to sit at facebook and eat chocolate cheesecake. fat ass ( Read more... )

wtffffffffffffffffffffuck. i was really looking forward to this tahoe trip and NOW it's not starting off on the right foot because SOME PEOPLE are douchebags and can't get it together/compromise/prioritize. bitches!

AHHHHHHH CHRISTMAS BE HERE ALREADY AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

no more civil war. no more cold war. no more. and it's not that i'm scared for the finals. i just plain don't want to sit down and write them. what a pain in my ass-mar.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Formal was really really fun. Just enough drunk to enjoy it but still remember what happened to know that I didn't make a complete fool of self. AND added bonus: i still got to look out for the really drunk people, which is nice to do. I always feel bad when people are falling all over themselves and I'm too drunk to help ( Read more... )

I need to vacuum..this is getting kind of gross ( Read more... )

My pater just spent SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARs on ALCOHOL. Wine, mostly. That's MILDLY/COMPLETELY ridiculous. That is more than my plane ticket ( Read more... )