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[elspethnp]

I have discovered the deliciousness of that vietnamese "cock" sauce-- ie, chili sauce that has a rooster on the bottle. I know, right? what a whore. whatever. I like it so much, i started slathering chips, bread, hummus, my fingers-- anything that was edible with this stuff. and then the inevitable happened-- i burned my tongue on the cock

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[rosyyeah]

hahaha i almost died because of the cocksauce once.
i had a cold and i put too much on my burrito since i couldnt taste anything and yeah, gagging occured. on the cock sauce.

[elspethnp]

you gagged on cocksauce? man that SUCKS. quite literally.