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I just got an email invite to my sister's law school graduation party thing. Here's the kicker: there's a comment wall for the invitation. I don't understand what is going on. Is that really necessary? "oh my golly gee willikers, I'm like sooooo excited for you to graduate that is like super cool." I do not need to read that. Do people not ( Read more... ) -
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I love Dane Cook. I just downloaded his album, and I am in the hilarity ensuing zone. "a dancing plethora of cheese in my mouth"....fuck...that's brilliant. -
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A note to anyone planning on throwing a party for their nearest and dearest: Lock your bedroom doors. Apparently, the people of planet earth find that it is appropriate to barge in unceremoniously, perform sexual acts on your roommate's bed, and then proceed to deny it. What a bunch of idiots. Now be honest with me: do I look stupid? Because ( Read more... ) -
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yayyyyyy drunk! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love picnic day..........the dog races (and the drunk part) were probably the best.....i didn't really see much of what was going on in the quad area (because i was drunk bitches).....i am sure they missed me there.....bitches.....and work was interesting as everyone was drinking (and being ( Read more... ) -
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I hate not having an agenda for Picnic Day besides "work... and drinking until work takes on the appearance of fun." And eating a hamburger. Mmm cow. moo. But wandering around campus all day...meh...I guess there will be parties and stuff-izzle. Yet it is a little awkward to have drunk discussions with five year olds who really don't ( Read more... ) -
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I wish I was 21 :( Two of my friends from work had their birthdays this weekend and I wanted to steal their IDs and parade myself as a brown haired girl with glasses or a 6'4" guy with curly hair. Why couldn't my parents have had sex earlier??? *sigh ( Read more... ) -
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Cool. Now Earl's gears won't shift and i must take him in, pay a lot of money, etc etc. -
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Okkkkk maybe im not going down to orange county after all. this sucks. people suck. YOU suck. gah! -
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Mmmm have a crazy car ride down to orange county to look forward to this weekend. Four girls all ready for some passover food. And I get to see allie's family (and her DOGS!!!!) and just relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Should be nice to get away for a bit. Then the next weekend is PICNIC DAY!!! WOOOHOOO....drunkity drunk drunk. hopefully
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Ughhhhh my car battery died! And I felt like such a girl calling my roommate's boyfriend to come jump start poor Earl. I really need to learn some car basics. Shouldn't there be a class offered for these kind of things? Practical, every day necessities?
And now cheryl's entry has me wanting a burrito!!! AH! no money!