Just a busy fellow, laboring to PRODUCE. This time it's tee shirts:


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Just a busy fellow, laboring to PRODUCE.

So now, kids, I am very proud to present:

http://www.campawesome.com/

Give the quicktime a bit to load (it may look like the plugin is mising, but it is just a non-hinted, non optimized file). I'm working to get a better one in place soon. Tell ( Read more... )

1. The local high school kids are competing in my building today - Spaghetti Bridge Challenge. Cosmic humor is all in the timing...2. I discovered the only logical reason (thusfar)that a woman should elect to get breast implants. A delightful porn starlet was giving an interview and was asked if despite her amazing natural body, did she have ( Read more... )

Transformers was everything I expected it to be. Which was basically a film that in six months or so, I'll leave on in the background while I do my dishes. Needless to say, most of us got high in the parking lot before the flick. When I expressed my indifference to the film, one of the fanboys I was stuck seeing it with actually said "Well, I ( Read more... )

This one is for the goats. And for all you goats who have let yourself become sheep - shame on you. (you know who you are)

Tracking down that chemical has taken me the better part of seven years. I have been burned to the tune of several hundred dollars on more than one occasion. I have gone miles out of my way and dealt with every form of ( Read more... )

So I need to give my cat a bath. He is the ornery sort of smart male who would just as soon claw your eyes out then let you put him anywhere near soapy water. So I dared to check the internet for some useful info on the matter. Conclusions:

1. Cat people are INSANE.
2. Cat people who list about.com as their dayjob are especially creepy ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wish it was still en vogue to drag bloated corpses through the streets...

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

Awwww man...H-Dogg, we'll be mournin yaz tillz weez joinin yaz...

"White-On-White Violence Claims Life Of Accounts Receivable Supervisor"

The third "El Presidente" teaser is up. Check it out:

Youtube (if you go here, please leave a comment!!) -

Or high quality quicktime here:

http://www.elpresidente.tvThanks for your continued support! Tell all your friends. Link my shit. Anyone know anything about page ranking and how to bump up the rank without resorting to nefarious ( Read more... )

In a dire fit of insomnia last night, I recorded a demo for the "El Presidente" theme song. You can get to it here:

www.elpresidente.tv/production.htmlbut in order to listen, you'll have to play it in either you Quicktime player, VLC, or download a plugin for winamp that will handle MPEG-4 Audio files (.m4a). I still need to convert it into a ( Read more... )