Now I can compare my uterus to a fantastic far away land! A dark and malevolent spire of metal has been placed in this once fertile land, transforming it into a barren wasteland unfit for human life!

I've had issues with Churchies since I was knee high. Even though I try not to,I still harbor some serious hate for going to church and more importantly a lot of the southern united states protestant sects. Thump your bibles and quote verses all you want, but honestly you should be going by gut instinct not what some book or more importantly what ( Read more... )

I shall refrain from making tags so no one else is required. I blame Jessica and the fact that I can't afford to buy the chapter i should be studying right now. :D ( Read more... )

I deleted my computer games in an attempt to increase productivity. Now as to whether this ploy worked or not I'm still not sure.  But I do find myself continuously making the motions to seek out that one game of freecell. It's sad that I could waste a good hour or two playing card games on the computer. But it has helped me get stuff done at work ( Read more... )

Me: you know i've been trying to figure out the science of crust free sandwich triangles
heather:hmm how so?
Me: how is it you're able to enhale more of your usual amount of sandwich time when they're in that format?
heather:perhaps I can help you gather empirical evidence
Me:like if i were to just eat a regular sandwhich the equivalent of 4 squares i ( Read more... )

My sister, as some of you may know, was in the homecoming court this year.  Which meant that I attended a high school football game for the first time in uh...5-7 years. Yeah its really been that long. Bridget looked so pretty. :D <3 ( Read more... )

Just what is about CAKE?

Are you feeling it yet? Because I know I am! I'm on a Jenna high today. You know the sort, all natural, no stimulants, just randomly woooooooo ( Read more... )

Aside from disliking school I feel and overall sense of rightness.  As though I am pursuing what I was designed to do ( Read more... )

Yesterday I saw two articles of awesome ( Read more... )