What a load of shitey bollocks

[elverlith]

So I can't remember the exact words etc., but I remember some of it, and it went something like this:
Her: HI! You must be Anna?
Me: Yeah, Hannah. With an 'h'.
Her: Hannah? Hannah! Are you jewish?
Me: Ermmmmmm, no?
Her: But you're arabic?
Oh yeah, I'm a pale arab with fair hair and blue eyes, wtf?Me: No, I'm British

Comments

[aminosays]

i'm not sure if i should laugh or cry here..

next time tell her that the meeting changed your life and you're now attending sunday school and having heart-to-hearts with your mom? i'm sure she'd buy it. aren't people like that supposed to be perceptive enough to pick up sarcasm?

[elverlith]

You should laugh so hard you start crying :)

Yeah, I'll tell her that God spoke to me, and He said that dope was bad, and that my parents gave me life so I owe them undying love and respect.

NICE one Min! :D

[xamses]

French sounds sarcastic all the time so she couldn't notice the difference. Or something...

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[aminosays]

i thought french invariably sounds like "let's spend a romatic evening together." talk about mixed signals. :D

[diaphanous]

Jesus McFuck.
People like that drive me nuts. She can't be bothered to say your name right, yet she pretends to be your best friend and know all about you.

You know what would serve her right? Next time go in there and tell her everything shitty that has happened in your life. That will shut her up with her peer pressure bullshit.

[peke]

She sounds like my old social worker, insisted on calling me Rebecca despite being told a million and one times my name was Becki and went on and on about peer pressure sending me off the rails. She'd take me to McDonald's during school time and try and get me to talk nice, (apparently all good girls should) I threatened to key her car, told her to fuck off and went shopping instead.

I really can't stand people like that, they fuck me off no end.

[bondagebalerina]

And I'm assuming this is some "counselor" at school? I had a similar experience with one when I was at Catholic school in 8th grade. She kept calling me Krissy. I won't bore you with the details though, I'll just say I know the whole fake smile I'm your friend, just talk to mee kind of thing.

I'm glad your mood is better. Thank you again for your comment in my LJ a few days back, I've had things I need(ed) to straighten out.

Who's eye is in your icon? Yours?

[azurecobalt]

Her: Well, apparantly you're doing a lot of drugs, you're a compulsive liar, and you have no respect for anyone, but I don't know....
Me: *sound of shotgun blast*

~R