Empty empty empty empty empty empty burning shell. Stranded on a pavement. Out of your world. Washed ashore, and then washed too far. Scratched and dull. Dried up. Mutilated, penetrated, mutha-fucking second rated. Don't need anything but me, don't need anyone but me. Drag me up fill me up soak me up, feel my essense sense my presence do what you ( Read more... )

*loud speaker*

Calling Chris, calling Chris, get your ass on MSN, y0

Woe be me.

( I AM SOOOOOO MUCH SEXIER THAN YOU! CLICK HERE TO SEE MY LATEST PHOTO! I ROCK! DONT HATE ME BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND I'M NOT! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! )

Dear parents of Hannah Doyle (thi is translated from the french, so excuse any slip-upsIt is with much regret and disappointement that we prevent Miss Doyle from moving up this year ( Read more... )

I HAVE PRESENTS FOR YOU! AND THEY'RE SURPRISES ( Read more... )

Well done, my little furry friends. And now that we have established your good points, NO MORE SELF-DEGRADING ENTRIES. Because I will be evilly patrolling the waters of LiveJournal, and if I come across a single ''I suck, I'm ugly, I'm a stupid piece of shit'' entry, I may be forced to take matters into my own hands. (e.g. write a LOOOOOONG boring ( Read more... )

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YOU ARE ALL BETTER THAN EVERYONE. All of you on my friends list. Fuck all this shit ( Read more... )

Can I be your first?