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- France: you have to ask before private messaging someone. We all do that in witches ( Read more... )

So yeah, the thing that got me, was that Father Christmas didn't get me a call from my dad this year. Like every year. I don't know, every year I get older, and every year, on the night of the 24th, I pray, and I think 'Listen, you bitch of a Goddess, or God, whoever the fuck you are, whichever one of you exists, I just would like for him to phone ( Read more... )

I am so BORED! Why is everyone away? Why the fuck is everyone away in Florida or some other EL (Exotic Location ( Read more... )

Okay, so my mum should really stop bitching on about how if Jack and Beth start smoking it'll all be my fault, because she bought me fags yesterday. WTF ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!So, I probably won't ever get round to wishing you all a merry Christmas nearer to the 25th, so I'll do it now ( Read more... )

I made this t-shirt that says 'Kiss me, I'm British'. And on the back it says 'Don't hate me cuz I'm gorgeous ( Read more... )

Hola SEXY PEOPLE. I am feeling very homosexual today. It's strange.
Not homosexual as in attracted to women, but homosexual as in ''I have a beret, a goatee, and I am a fashion designer''.

FAB-ulous, dahling.

Please note: This announcement was not created to offend, take the piss out of, or fuck over gay people. It is merely me myself and I ( Read more... )

Bloody hell fire. What a total fucking geezer.

I'm sorry I haven't commented on your LJ lately. I suck. But I love you.