He was in the bath. With his head under water. Wearing goggles, a snorkel, and flippers.

I wish I was a 9-yr-old boy.

This could be YOUR, yes, YOUR last Waddle entry.... forever!Unless you beg me to put you on mah list ( Read more... )

So I can't remember the exact words etc., but I remember some of it, and it went something like this:
Her: HI! You must be Anna?
Me: Yeah, Hannah. With an 'h'.
Her: Hannah? Hannah! Are you jewish?
Me: Ermmmmmm, no?
Her: But you're arabic?
Oh yeah, I'm a pale arab with fair hair and blue eyes, wtf?Me: No, I'm British ( Read more... )

I would like to be a yank. I would like to go to America, go into a shop, sorry, STORE, and buy a can of Mountain Dew. And when the dude says 'thanks, have a great day', I want to say ( Read more... )

Spell your first name backwards: hannah! Ahahahhahahahahaha! Fuck me, I'm GOOD ( Read more... )

Top 5 famous shaggable blokes ( Read more... )

AMINO, I WANT TO GO CLUBBING WITH YOUR ASS!
That said,
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Your ideas SUCK, people. I'll give my own awards out ( Read more... )

Which award do YOU deserve, and why?

Do you think you're the sexiest waddle lj friend? The whoriest? The funniest? The smartest? The ugliest? The fattest? The one with the heaviest period? Do tell!

drnk as a bich lmao mkay i dont know what to say okay ill just shut up lolol this is scary i shll go to bed goodnight mdears hope u had a good un okay whatevr byeeeeee wtf11111!1 ( Read more... )