I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Does anyone like the LJ name /users/elverlith and want to take this thing over? I'll wipe out all the old entries so it'll be as good as new for ya! :D

Otherwise, it's snowing so hard here... it's like a fairyland. EEEEE! :D

I think my life is turning into one of those I-spew-my-food-back-up baby dolls. Like, plastic and crappy.

Fuck this, hitting my sister because she took a fucking glass of water up to her bed-room. God FUCK THIS.

What is beauty, to you?

I am going to be Miss Healthy from now on. Like, healthier than you'll EVER be! Like, I'll save up my money and buy a blender and drink 'home-made fruit juices'. Or 'eat a well-balanced diet of carbs, protein and green leafy vegetables!'

*lights another cigarette*

If I can be bothered.

All about them
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Take my 'how british are YOU?' test!
This test is designed to help you recognize the inner britishness that lies within each and every one of us. It may also serve as a template for those wishing to become a true, proud brit (yes, you know who you are you fucking wannabees ;D)
Give yourself one point for every question you answer 'yes' to. No ( Read more... )

Dude, russians rock ( Read more... )

He didn't find work in Dublin. My mum owes 10'000 CHF on her credit card, 50'000 in random bills, and he has to pay back 80'000CHF to Jim ( Read more... )