I got roses! LMFAO! Fucking roses! How quaint!
They were from a ''anonymou'' person, but I recognized the hand-writing ;D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKMEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Okay, so which of you bitches wants to get a call from me? Or hey, if you're feeling particularily generous, you could call ME!
Lemme get all limey on your arse....

Maybe I'm born with it....

... if you wanted to REALLY kill yourself, you would just get on and do it instead of talking about it. And what's the whole cutting thing about? Latest way of getting attention? Grow up Hannah.Awwwwwwww shucks mum. I love you too! BITCH ( Read more... )

Okay, Kristi pet, I’m going out now because I’m bored. Thank-you for your email, I won’t do any more stupid shit, but I AM going to get pissed because it’s just been a crap day really.
Anyway, I’ll be back around 2am-3 my time (can’t remember what that is where you are), I’ll talk to you then, hope you’re doing okay… hang in there petal.
Love you.

You have to see this shit to believe it:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/britnlance

I cut today. Actually, I fucking ripped my arm apart with the kitchen knife, just like 10 minutes ago. And now it's all ugly and scarred and throbbing like a bitch ( Read more... )

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Wow, is it me, or are you guys just SO not impressed with J-Lo's ass?

I mean, she calls it a ghetto booty, but I'm thinking it's more like ''cut-down-on-the-doughnuts'' fat booty.

Bollocks.

Beads of sweat trickled down my forehead as I frantically dumped the pieces of marinaded chicken into the pan ( Read more... )

What kind of person manages to kill a cactus? I mean, a bloody cactus! I mean, you don't even have to water a cactus all that often, so how could I KILL one?! Everyone pray I don't have kids someday. I might forget to feed them, or something.