I smoked a fag in the toilets, and a teacher came in and bitched at me, and went out to get a ''surveillant'', which is like one of these dudes with a hitler-like moustache. Their job is to make your life like practically concentration-camp material ( Read more... )

HAPPY BURFDAY HAN- I mean, happy birthday Min, my darling little pine-cone astral big sister!!!!! I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOU HAD/ARE HAVING/ARE GOING TO HAVE A FAHHHHHHHBULOUS DAY!!!!

( A special piece of bullshit for each and everyone of you, my dears (Part I) )

This is our new anthem, my little LJ friendsSing it with me now, sing it ''Up with the bitches, up, uppity up with the bitches ( Read more... )

GAWD! You HAVE to see this!!!!

So...? Conclusion?

Ingrid!!!! Happy birthday!! Go get legally drunk for me. Love ya. :)

Answer these questions, because I want to hear your sexy, groovy little answers that'll make my mouth spread into a grin and all! (oh and happy burfday to flamingopinkie, love ya!)1. How often do you cut your toenails ( Read more... )

Can you imagine me as one of those market-place sellers? I got a stall where I need to sell a shit load of bollocksy shite to get money for da family and also to get all the crap off our hands for when we move.
I mean, I'm going to be like (insert cockney accent): Roll up, roll up ladies and gents, fancy a pile of books? Maybe a few dodgy magazines ( Read more... )

I love you. All of you, whether we comment a lot on each other's LJ or not.
I just got an email from someone reminding me how important friendship and love is.
I'm sorry some of you have a lot of shit to deal with, but you should remember that (however corny and fake this sounds): It does hurt me as much as it hurts you. Really ( Read more... )

Is anyone here feeling like VD is a piece of shite? Do you need waddle-lovin', y0?

I'll fuck you for a tenner.
Pine cones are an extra 50p.