So these two guys are sitting on the corner and they see this dog across the street licking his own balls ( Read more... )

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I'm so fucking cool I can sexually harrass trusting young females on the internet ( Read more... )

OK, fucktards... put away the gay porn, shut your dick-holsters and listen up. I'm a busy man with many young girls to molest and morally upstanding citizens to offend. Yet somehow I still find the time, now and again, to sprinkle a little profanity-laced sunshine into the collectively dim lives of you... the little people. How do I manage to ( Read more... )

Contrary to all previous claims of Super-Genius status... I believe I may actually be the stupidest man alive... the wheel rolls on...

OK... now I feel bad... I just want to apologize...

Sorry, Katie... you're not a crappy guitar...

ok... im gonna allow myself about 2 minutes of self-serving pissy-ness... I have nothing... literally... the only thing of even moderate value that I own is my crappy acoustic guitar... the computer I use isn't mine... i got no car... I style myself a rock and roll musician, but I have to borrow guitars from friends if I wanna rock ass... i don't ( Read more... )

Holy JD Salinger, Batman ( Read more... )

OK... if you guys wouldn't mind...

Please check out my website ElvisMinor.com and tell me if everything is working properly... it seems to be working fine... but I'd just like to be sure ( Read more... )

Saturday, July 17th

OK... to clear up the rampant confusion...

There will be a gathering on this date to celebrate the overwhelming narcissism of D.J. Robbins.

Here's what you need to know for now... There will be kick ass bands and free beer...

So... as I said... you've got almost 2 1/2 months to get free...