don't say shit, it is offensive to my excrement. why do you want to make it a negative thing? i'm just a human. we all excrete. it's a beautiful thing ( Read more... )

I'm making leek and potato soup with organic t-tree smoked bacon oh my god it smells good. I'm even making a mini garlic bread to dip in and gonna grate cheese on top oh yeah.

( little ghetto boy )

"the fingers actually hold the nut in the rim"

Direct quote from V8 Supercar announcer.

The mad mutterer is in the newspaper room again. Wearing a leather baseball cap, bandana, shorts and athletic jacket. Ranting fuck this piece of shit this. I'm kinda in a bad mood and wanna go yell at him to shut up.

I made an amazon wishlist because my birthday is coming up and I like making lists.

http://amzn.com/w/BOSXU2WL4S6H

Check out my erratic taste.

Was just eating a Marmite and chip sandwich in the lounge while dancing alone to Chic's "I Want Your Love" when I realised I was dancing like Elaine. Damn those kicks. That's really it for today.

And then I stopped dancing to do a post about it on LJ because I haven't updated in a bit...well 3 days.

Anyone? Do you know of any artists who work with the internet/social networking? I feel too dumb for this artwank sometimes. My tutor said this ( Read more... )

I found this picture recently and thought I would post it here. My dad Dieter is one of the biggest cat men I know. All he talks about is the price of cat food. He complains about his cat Malkovich constantly, but you know he loves him more than anything.

However, no cat can live up to the great Tigger. My dad's one true love:

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I did a new blog entry. It's about this song SO BAD BOY!

http://thelilwarrior.blogspot.com/2010/07/by-sexual-so-bad-boy.html