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[elwon]

I haven't posted since May. Ooops.
Let's blame Tumblr and the ridiculous ease of reblogging stuff when you have no actual new content to post!

Anyway, I'm still alive, although I am now the "other" side of thirty. Doesn't feel any differnt from the previous side of thirty so I don't know what all those people are banging on about.

Hi.

Comments

[unhobbityhobbit]

Still alive!

This is a shocking turn of events.

[elwon]

ZOMBIES ARE ALIVE TOO. SORT OF. MORE THAN THEY ARE DEAD, ANYWAY. MOSTLY.

[maikichelorrain]

Happy (late) birthday!

[elwon]

Thank you! (better late than never! :Db)

[ladyofshadow]

Happy belated birthday!!!!!

Hi!!! *waves all crazy-like* ^__^

[elwon]

Thank you! ^_^

OMG, HELLO YOU! /hugs

[unhobbityhobbit]

Quiet amongst the trees. They have to be; Gandalf's new addition to the group is a light sleeper when he's not recovering from an unexpected party.

Thorin can feel Kili's teeth against his hand, the one holding in the moans that come with every thrust. His other hand dips beneath Kili's waistband and his fingers dig into the flesh as he pulls Kili back to meet him. He muffles his own grunts against Kili's neck, burying his face in the dark hair.

They are quick and near silent. Just harsh breathing and Kili's bracers scraping against the rough bark. Thorin doesn't know what he'd do if he lost this, but for tonight they are quick and quiet and together.

Note: written while sitting next to bitch of the year.

[elwon]

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE THE BESTEST 5EVA OMG RUTH. ;3;
That is the perfect smutty drabble!

Ha, that just makes it even better!

[unhobbityhobbit]

Yaaay! Glad you liek! I have not written le smut for a while.

[elwon]

/hugs 5eva
It is the best le smut. also apparantly Thorin and Kili are uncle and nephew? I THINK THAT IS PROBABLY A RELEVANT THING TO HAVE MENTIONED IN THE FILM AT SOME POINT, PETER JACKSON! Not that that's gonna stop me shipping it. Nope.