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[elwood_p]

So the alarm didn’t go off because the power did but I still got up pretty early(for me that is).  Sun doesn’t get into my room very well in the new place so it’s kinda hard to tell the time of day that way.  So I woke wondering how vampires are still ambulatory and can move around.  “If they’re dead and the heart has stopped beating then how does

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[the_colombian]

Why did vampires get hurt when the got choked in BUFFY and ANGEL? That was always mildly hilarious.

[_jeremiad]

For the same reason vampires got erections.

[violetanais]

Man i loved that...im going to ponder on that and debate amongst my pseudo intelectuall know it alls that i come across in the future. SweeT!

[_jeremiad]

Fascinating.

But, for future reference, rigor mortis has nothing to do with blood flow. It has to do with ATP and muscle fibers. And rigor mortis subsides after 36 hours resulting in a completely limp body.

Anyway, now I'll be wondering how blood flows through vampires. Hmmm...

[monkeypunk]

Rigor Mortis only lasts a few hours. Its a chemical reaction in the muscle tissue, which eventually relaxes despite what popular television series would have you believe :)

Similarly, muscle contractions can be accomplished without blood flow with electrical stimulus... os maybe vampires are all just kinky? ;)

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[lysophobic]

That's some mind warping shit!

Now here's the real question I was pondering: Are you the true nerd for thinking about this stuff, or am I the true nerd because I'm utterly fascinated by it?

your answer

[elwood_p]

both