drop her in the water

[elysesewell]

"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"

"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without

Comments

[matthewlenin]

i'm so jealous as to how you have access to everything cheap!
today i was craving so much food and i was like "if i were elyse sewell i'd just go out into the street and get a giant plate of shrimp oil fried octopus dipped in some strange sauce for only 30 cents..."

[lv_handbag_lv]

Well done!

[prettypinkgun]

I LOVE your entries!!!!

[coach_purses]

nice

[mcpointless]

I could've used that woman for my pope puppet! I'm good at hand sewing but it takes so much longer than a machine. Fuck machines, though. Sewing machine-wise, it's luddite time.

[gillen]

"pope puppet"... now there's a euphemism waiting to happen!

[happyhoneydew]

one time i tried to get out of a car going 10 mph and i wasnt very good at it so i tumbled out and i had a nice scabby abrasion on my right butt cheek for 2 weeks

[fashionsunglass]

it's good to know someone has an idea about what's going on.