drop her in the water

[elysesewell]

"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"

"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without

Comments

[glassmarble]

I think you are the leggiest gal I've ever seen with the exception of Nadja Auermann.

Red, red why?

[zetai]

Poor Elyse. If you abrade her ass in a plywood box, does she not bleed? I doubt that's the kind of grabass you were hoping for on Valentine's Day. And what a strange photographic background: "C-c-coming up! Our M-M-M-Max Headroom ripoff homage, starring this glans-headed helmet-haired virtuoso."

Speaking of glanses, the loafers could give your wig a run for its blunt-headed money. Those are some major Goldschlong[legg]ers you're sporting

Re: Red, red why?

[shortykay]

What the hell.

Re: Red, red why?

[zetai]

Seriously, what the hell.

Re: Red, red why?

[rigbys_face]

This is a nice story.

[sarainc]

such cheerful on-looking faces:

Left to right:

[sarainc]

"I'll get someone to play beer pong if it kills me!"
"Help me, anyone! They gave me this haircut and won't let me leave!"
"If that bitch thinks that haircut isn't slammin', she's wrong"
"Where's my minitripod?"
"I left sex-slavery for this? I was queen over there!"

Re: Left to right:

[whosapalandrome]

Sex slavery jokes: not funny in '09.

Re: Left to right:

[gracky]

or ever, really.

[foxyscience]

You're totally rocking the riot grrl kinderwhore thing in your casting outfit. Nicely done.

[gucci_bag]

I am really interested in this topic.

[furrylilfucker]

That toothpaste looks beyond awesome. I will send you anything if you send that to me!!!!!!!

[furrylilfucker]

I will even send you a case of Crest Vivid White. Night AND Day flavors.