stop having a boring tuna

[elysesewell]

I went impulse shopping in the travel agency and came out with a weekend trip to the Republic of China. Greetings from Taipei! Look at all those Japanese cars driving on the right-hand side of the road: it could almost be South Carolina. I haven't felt this at home since I went to the American consulate to get blank pages put in my passport. My

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[crinklebat]

Just wait until you have to get a whole new passport. They are totally stupid looking now. On the other hand, I LOVE the ROC visa stamp. It's one of the few stamps adorning my shiny new passport and I think it's just adorable.

You know, I want to say the 7-11 I used to frequent in the San Fernando Valley had Diet Coke slurpees. However, it's been 15 years since I went there so I can't really prove it. I think the one I'm thinking of actually closed and became a frozen yogurt place.

[meh_of_munich]

I just renewed my passport this week, so it was especially funny to read this post. What on earth were they thinking??

frack.

[anonymous]

you are so intimidating in person!! i wanted to say hello to you yesterday but refrained from disturbing you gobbling your ice-cream.

i'm afraid of getting a bitch face from you. lol.

Re: frack.

[elysesewell]

You were probably right to observe the invisible "do not disturb" sign I was wearing. I have been known to dole out a bitchface or two, especially when melting ice cream is involved.

Re: frack.

[anonymous]

You are lucky it wasn't a bitch slap :)

[brokenepiphany]

twizzler flavored slurpees are where its at.

[scornedsaint]

I love that you can get Coke slurpees all the way over there and yet for a while I had to get a divining rod to find one in the US.

[youreasmartkid]

i hate the new passports! even worse than the pictures that supposedly "represent" America is the picture of outer space on the inside of the back cover...