You're not kidding about that time warp. According to the date on this entry, you're reporting to us from 17 days into the future. That's even cooler than the timestamp on the last entry, dude.
This isn't the first time you've proclaimed yourself prima inter pares. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Then again, you may well excel at an activity involving big, heavy balls, especially now that I find out it's called the Kegelbahn. High-speed Kegels FTW.
I can understand why you'd diss a blunt but flabby cave-wand. For a wand, blunt but hard is where it's at. Just ask any carrot. Take it easy on the ruminatin' lest ye bloat.
Why am I not surprised to see pro-American backshield graphics on that most American of vehicles, the bloated domestic SUV? It's a true act of devotion to own one of those things in Europe for fuel reasons alone.
I'll bet you would have bought the chocolate even more quickly if its name had an "s" added in a strategic location.
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i can imagine the startled looks your friends would give you if you dared to ring the bell whilst bowling.
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This isn't the first time you've proclaimed yourself prima inter pares. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Then again, you may well excel at an activity involving big, heavy balls, especially now that I find out it's called the Kegelbahn. High-speed Kegels FTW.
I can understand why you'd diss a blunt but flabby cave-wand. For a wand, blunt but hard is where it's at. Just ask any carrot. Take it easy on the ruminatin' lest ye bloat.
Why am I not surprised to see pro-American backshield graphics on that most American of vehicles, the bloated domestic SUV? It's a true act of devotion to own one of those things in Europe for fuel reasons alone.
I'll bet you would have bought the chocolate even more quickly if its name had an "s" added in a strategic location.
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@ 2009-06-28 21:45:00"
time traveler, how did you do that! teach me please!
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