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Question of the day
Question: Why are you gay?
Answer: Because I like penis.
Follow up: Male Penis?
Finale: Tradtionally, yes.
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Rumours of my demise... or being straight... are flat out wrong :)
staggers back into lj
There... there... were monkeys!
Crazy space monkeys!
Ok... the monkeys may have been an exaggeration... my life has just been thrown around like a snow globe recently or more like monkeys playing with a snow globe.
Just now the snow is settling down.
So I may actually get back on here more :)
If not... poke me and make sure I'm ( Read more... ) -
Some fic... mayhaps?
Oh, hi!
You're still here? I'm touched *sloppy kisses* :)
Big hugs for all ya all who are still giving my LJ the time of day. I promise to post exactly what has been happening the past few months, with life, my foot, work, family, all the boring stuff lol.
Anywho, I threw together a little ficlet. Those responsible for this one will know who they are ( Read more... ) -
The Nums Lock doesn't work
I just had to post this:
Me: IT how can I help you?
Idiot on Phone: The Nums Lock won't work.
Me: You've tried using the number pad?
Idiot: It doesn't work, the light on the keyboard doesn't come on.
Me: And the number pad isn't working?
Idiot: It's not working!
Me: Okay I'll come have a look.
(A minute or two passes as I hobble my way to the idiot, who is ( Read more... ) -
Poo on Mars?
That's right folks NASA may have struck... uhhh... poo.
News link
Someone better tell them that poo has already been discovered... a while back actually... and we didn't have to go all the way to Mars to find it.
Just sayin'.
PS: Yeah... uhhh... the link didn't... uh... link. That's what I get from trying humour from work. -
The Dark Knight
Don't panic, not gonna spoil peeps as to what happens in it.
Just wanted to let everyone know, I saw it and that it makes me miss Heath even more now.
*sighs*
But as part of this experience, I went and saw the movie opening weekend.
Not smart.
When I first went to get my ticket there wasn't a lot of people around and I'm kinda like "sweet, no too much ( Read more... )
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