Emily and Caz have been driving around Chadstone for 10 mins looking for a park.
Emily and Caz spot an old couple walking out of the venue toward a car.
Emily and Caz follow them to where they are parked.

[atmosphere darkens]

A car is infront of Emily and Caz waiting for the above car spot ( Read more... )

Who The Fuck Puts A Baby In A Tumble Drier?!?!?!?!

Does anyone have that song, the one you can lie back and listen to that takes you to a totally different place?

The song you can close your eyes to and for the smallest moment, everything in your life seems crystal clear.

An escape song.

A totally weightless song.

/end tryhard emo entry

Do you ever think to yourself, what the fuck am I doing?

I miss you :(

Ok so I MIGHT have been caught out in one of my stupidest moments ever..

BUT PLEASE TRY HELP ME OUT...

If someone told you that they used to have a cat, but it was eaten by a bird, would you believe them?

Before you answer, I'd just like to justify my yes answer in the following way ( Read more... )

'X' the things you own or have owned. If it's over 40, you're one spoiled mother fucker ( Read more... )

Fkn cars shit me, too much effort ( Read more... )

I haven't updated this piece of crap for ages.. I'll start it off again with a high note;


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Too much bad shit on the news lately.

I'm sure everyone's heard of the new Terrorist video that has recently come into the media.

As much as I hate to say it, terrorists are doing a pretty damned good job in spreading terror1 things for sure, there's no way I'd be seen anywhere near the grand final ( Read more... )