Fic: Cock Cruncher

[em_sh]

Title: Cock Cruncher
Characters: Naomi/Chris (Yes, really)
Rating: MA (for language & sexual content)
Words: 2679
Summary: Naomi's a cock cruncher, not muff muncher, k?
Disclaimer: Not my characters

A/N: Guys, look, I don't even know. I honestly have no idea. Ask crackfoxx because I DON'T KNOW. Set in the summer before S2, and I think fits roughly with

Comments

[em_sh]

This could be your child. Better, even, than a real child given the fact that it doesn't cry and cost money.

Thought you'd like it ;) ♥

[em_sh]

Yes, well established, thanks :) There we go, it's yours to do what you want with now! ♥

[em_sh]

I hope for Chris' sake that was an exaggeration!

I'm so pleased you liked it! ♥

[brainy_poo]

That shouldn't have worked, it really shouldn't have, I mean I read the pairing and I was like 'naaaa' and OH MY GOD IT WAS AMAZING. Ok first of all you've taken two of my favourite characters, and the story, the story actually worked and it fit so perfectly that it was real and from this moment on I will believe that this happened because its perfect and I just can't even find the words to explain just how good it was. Thank you for writing this you crazy, talented star!

[em_sh]

Lol, dude, like I said, I have no idea! Taking it as real is a massive compliment, thanks :) Thanks for reading it!

[em_sh]

Awesome is awesome mate, thanks! And yeah, that it's believable enough to be taken is canon is a massive compliment! Cheers for taking the time <3

[fegli]

great characterization! some fics I've read completely fuck up the "Chris ramble", but you got it down really well. especially the bit about guys being like monkeys :D

good stuff :) I like the casual voice you write in, at least in a Skins fic. it works quite well with the whole Skins... ethos. really well done!

[em_sh]

I'm chuffed you liked Chris here, because I've never written him before, so that's really cool :)

And thanks very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!