Fic: Cock Cruncher

[em_sh]

Title: Cock Cruncher
Characters: Naomi/Chris (Yes, really)
Rating: MA (for language & sexual content)
Words: 2679
Summary: Naomi's a cock cruncher, not muff muncher, k?
Disclaimer: Not my characters

A/N: Guys, look, I don't even know. I honestly have no idea. Ask crackfoxx because I DON'T KNOW. Set in the summer before S2, and I think fits roughly with

Comments

[breakingeggs]

i absolutely adored this. i was a bit skeptical at first, thinking there would be no way for chris&naomi to ever interact but this was absolutely stunning. you really have a gift for understanding characters. i swear, that bit about guys being like monkeys and girls being like cows was so chris it hurts. this was so lovely, and you're making me wish that the skins movie would be full of chris&naomi flashbacks of them being epic, because if it was like this, i'd definitely want a 2 hour version of this. this is just so amazing <3

[em_sh]

Thanks so much for giving it a go despite being skeptical, and I'm glad it worked for you!

In the movie I want Chris to appear and be all "loljks, not dead" and then he can continue to be awesome. I don't think it's likely, but a girl can hope right? <3

[winter_lace]

WOW. This is awesome. Should be canon.

[em_sh]

You're awesome for saying that! Cheers much.

[em_sh]

Well Tony is a massive cock, so he should be right down Naomi's street ;) Lol, actually I really like Tony, but I couldn't resist that. I'm really pleased you liked it!

[eyesonly_8p]

This story is amazing, with Chris and Naomi's characterization spot on, in my mind this interaction is canon. Well done! :)

[em_sh]

Nice one, glad you liked it mate!

[thecon12]

This was so good, dude! Seriously, this is canon now, I demand it♥

[em_sh]

Ha, well if you demand it, it is so ♥ Thanks, and I'm really pleased you enjoyed it!