Fic: Cock Cruncher

[em_sh]

Title: Cock Cruncher
Characters: Naomi/Chris (Yes, really)
Rating: MA (for language & sexual content)
Words: 2679
Summary: Naomi's a cock cruncher, not muff muncher, k?
Disclaimer: Not my characters

A/N: Guys, look, I don't even know. I honestly have no idea. Ask crackfoxx because I DON'T KNOW. Set in the summer before S2, and I think fits roughly with

Comments

[lobstersforlife]

i have decided that this is CANON.
Thank you.

...Seriously, this is beyond perfect!! I had a dream about Chris/Naomi once. Well months ago. Basically, both gens were there and I was hanging out with them or something and Chris like Naomi and she sort of liked him so I got hem together then went off to hang out with Cook or something.
It was a good dream. I woke up with a huge smile on my face. :D
I love Jal and Emily but this... just... this. ♥

[em_sh]

That's really cool mate, thank you for saying it!

Ha, what an amazing dream! I never dream about Skins sadly :(

[triptohere]

Oh lol, you mad genius you.

IDEK why this works, but it really does. Naomi clearly has a thing for hanging around with unsuitable boys.

Anyway; *wild applause*

[em_sh]

Mad genius? Lol, I like it.

Yeah, I don't know either. Like... yeah, I got nothing!

Thanks mate, glad you enjoyed it!

[lhus]

This is brilliant.

[em_sh]

Great! Thanks very much for taking the time :)

[tshirtsandties]

This was so great, my god. Hands down, the best characterization I've ever seen in a Skins fic.

[em_sh]

Wow, that's quite the compliment! Thanks very much, I'm really pleased you enjoyed it :)

[lovely_noise]

Yeah, you're right. I could always finger you, if you want?” He offers. “I've got magic hands," he says, wiggling his fingers.

She considers it briefly, but the moment’s passed. "Um. No. It's alright."

"Fair enough," he replies, pulling his jeans back on and passing her top over. "Biscuit then?"

BEST THING. BEST.

[em_sh]

I fucking love Chris, did you notice? Thanks mate! (Also, I've not seen you around in forever, hope all is good?)