Being that I never update and I was recently sent some great quotes from Corpsepimp, figured I'd enlighten all (1 of you) who read this ( Read more... )

Lance Bass of `N Sync reveals he's gay

Roger "Syd" Barrett, leader of Pink Floyd, died on July 7th, aged 60 ( Read more... )

good, she sucks

Pretty sad. He never recovered from his acid induced breakdown ( Read more... )

> An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ( Read more... )

Don't laugh ( Read more... )

So psyched about Tool's new album. Just heard the single and it kicked my ass.
And I've heard that this was the weakest song on the album.
Didn't like their last album much, finally looking forward to a new cd.
Will go seem them live (again).

That's it. If you don't like Tool, you probably have bad taste in music.

1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs ( Read more... )

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said
to her,

" Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer .

Bitch !