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Jan 22, 2006 22:41

Top 10 Reasons Why Being Single Is Awesome ( Read more... )

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new_monday January 23 2006, 08:19:26 UTC

I totally love being single because I really don't have to worry about anything

and then I break down and wonder why the hell I'm always single

emaphant January 23 2006, 15:38:42 UTC

Because women suck???

shoottheweasel January 23 2006, 21:44:15 UTC

Top 10 Reasons Why Being Single Is Awful:

1. Not having anyone to call you and tell you they love you.

2. Being able to look...but not touch.

3. Being able to flirt anyone, but still being single.

4. Being able to hang out with other girls and feel bad about it. Guilt makes you stronger.

5. Being able to hang out with people in general more often...and then having to listen to others talk about their partners.

6. Less stress. More anxiety.

7. Never having someone to call & tell them you miss them.

8. Absolutely nothing in general.

9. Having to share half of your bed with someone you're not together with is kinda lame.

10. Free time isn't that great, when its all you have.

11. Not having to spend money on anyone but yourself is nice, but maybe its just me but I'd rather buy someone else stuff.

its not 13, but those 11 reasons are good enough.

emaphant January 24 2006, 16:47:37 UTC

Yeah, well, that's only 11! And they're lame!!

shoottheweasel January 24 2006, 19:37:50 UTC

YOU'RE LAME!!!

bestweekever85 January 23 2006, 23:03:54 UTC

I'm in love for the first time and it feels great. Fuck being single! Blah!

emaphant January 24 2006, 16:48:51 UTC

You're in love? Wow.

sweet_pea72803 January 24 2006, 00:34:15 UTC

AMEN WIFE!! A-FUCKING-MEN!!! Being single has to be one of the most exhilerating feelings ever, no feelings of being tied down and you feel FREE!! For the first time in months I feel free!!

emaphant January 24 2006, 16:49:33 UTC

I'm free! I'm a bird! Tell me I'm a bird!!!

shoottheweasel January 24 2006, 19:43:29 UTC

you guys are so lame. lame lame lame.

lame i say!

TRUST me, you'll both get sick of it. single is a lonely place. oh but you guys wouldn't know that! duh! my bad.

sweet_pea72803 January 26 2006, 03:00:47 UTC

I'll lame all over your face, biatch. I miss you!

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shoottheweasel January 24 2006, 19:44:33 UTC

well there is one thing i like about being single.

i dont have to share my weed.

emaphant January 26 2006, 06:27:20 UTC

There ya go!!!!