Yep. I was evacuated and I am now in a weird smelly room with my mother who does not seem to understand that I want to sit in the chair that she insists on hogging. She is not moving at all and it is really pissing me off. I have to be here until Saturday and I just might kill someone.

I wonder...
Do those giant rabbits make giant rabbit pellet poo?

Coffee makes me twitch like a crack head.
I really start to spasm and scratch at myself like someone who is really hard up.

It is so embarrassing.

How do you gracefully decline a coffee date?
I never feel right about it.

Coffee seems so innocent.

Guess who has a black eye...

Yeah...It's me.
The fucked up thing is I don't even know how I got it.
I do know that I did not get into a fight or anything like that.
I guess that is good.
Of course that is good.

I don't look cute at all.
My left eye has a big red bruise underneath it.

Gross.....

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It is pretty much over.

Happy Birthday America.
.
.
.
or something like that.

I just wish that this stupid fucking day was over.

I just hate her sometimes.

I am so much more shocked by Michael Jackson's death than I really thought I was.

I was really hoping for one of those comebacks that would blow everyone away.
I really was.

I just hung a cabinet all by myself in less than an hour.
It has been a long time since I have done any type of home thing.

I feel so butch.
I kind of like it.

I just hope it does not come crashing down to the floor.
-_-

8 year old girl divorces 50 year old husband.
The fact that there are attempts to ever justify why an 8 year old girl should be married is just fucking sick.