random and bored

[embers_n_haiz]

so i was fucking this chick in the ass and her dad walked in and was like "what the fuck are you doing?!" and i was like "ramming the rectum like a mug. wanna go?" and he was like "step aside and let the big dog show you how its done" then all of a sudden her mom walked and was like "don't you dare plug that ass. last time she didn't shit right for

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[fstops]

even though you made that up, its still gross as hell

[embers_n_haiz]

yeah, thats what boredom'll do to you.