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[embrace_my_hell]

I went to work today.

Then, at about 2, I went home because I was fired.

It was pretty awesome.

Anybody wanna hire me to do anything?

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Ouch.

[swordbreaker1]

I'd like to hire you on as my own personal muse. I need someone to step in and get my creative juices running. Your starting salary will be paid out in snacks and loose change, but there is LOTS of promotion potential.

How are you?

Re: Ouch.

[embrace_my_hell]

I like snacks. And loose change. But what does the job entail? Is there heavy lifting? Are there educational requirements? :D

I'm alright. In general. You?

Re: Ouch.

[swordbreaker1]

Hmm, well, for the most part it involves being a good friend. This will mean that you'll be giving me advice, honest criticisms and encouragement from time to time. Heavy lifting should not play into it, I hope. You do need a Master's degree in Full Body Massage, with a minor in Oral Sex. ;)

Re: Ouch.

[embrace_my_hell]

Damn. I majored in Oral Sex with a minor in advice, honest criticisms and encouragement. Make an exception? :D