Youuuu and Meeeee....Monogamy....lalalala....Pornography..

[emerald_malice]

Yeah, Um, Guys I'm sorry I haven't updated my MSJ (MuggleStudiesJournal) for a while, but it's been a bit hectic, you know. Shuffling about. Siblings. Things like that.

So I moved in with Parkinson. Isn't she lovely. I can't understand how you ever went out with her gave her up, gentlemen of Hogwarts. Brocklehurst is a hot bit of biscuit, isn't

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[dmalfoy_]

Who the fuck is Kit Newton?

Good point. Our new Head Boy, apparently. Hahahahaha.

[emerald_malice]

Fuck'in eh? Almost makes me wish I was sharing with you again, despite the crying in your sleep.

Almost.

[kit_newton]

Head Boy, actually.

[emerald_malice]

really? I'd no idea. Terry must be spectacularly put out. Well. Good for you. Hope the Head works out for you. God knows it did fuck-all for Tezza.

[kit_newton]

Thanks, but no, its not working out terribly well for me, its fucking dull and alot of hard work for nothing.

[dis_owned]

Just keep your hands off, Baddock although i fear my sister would do you more damage than i would if you were to ever forget yourself with Mandy ;-)

[emerald_malice]

Pffffffffft. Blaise is a pussy cat, aren't you sweetie! You, on the other hand, are a brute with an army of heavies. And I make a general rule not to mess with Brutes with armies of heavies.

Anyway, terry would kill me.

[dis_owned]

Brute? Army of heavies? hehe.
No seriously, Its Blaise you want to watch...

I'd just hit you, she'd....well, who knows what she'd do?

[blaise_zabini]

Yes i could use consoling, most desperately actually...
as for christmas, we're coming to you again? I thought...nevermind I'll check with mother.

[emerald_malice]

Oh, don't tell me we're going to you. well. I'm shitted right up the wall by that I must say. Trixie must be pleased, CJ hates that dungeon she's got. Creepy damn kids.

[blaise_zabini]

You don't like my house? I'm offended. I promise to have a word with Trixie, CJ is looking far to fragile to be subjected to the dungeon this year, poor boy.

[star_ruet]

Fuck, you're an arrogant prick :)

[emerald_malice]

And don't you just love it.

Go pick a shade of black to wear, why don't you.

[star_ruet]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

My favorite colour is sky blue, hello!

[blaise_zabini]

Hey!