All rumours currently being circulated by Star Ruet and Mandy Brocklehurst concerning erectile functions are thoroughly untrue, and therefor denied by Malcolm A. Baddock.

Yours etc.

The ManagementSo, I had an interesting day yesterday. I ran into Tale, and she's doing really, really well. I'm very proud of you kiddo. Chris is now tutoring ( Read more... )

My summer was a tedium of society parties and garden shows, thanks mostly in part not to my mother, but to my aunt Mildred who's most keen to marry off the son and heir. Met an awful lot of Bulgarian girls. Perhaps they're in fashion. I got quality time with the sister, almost no time with the brother (because, for Chris, OWL is not an exam, it's a ( Read more... )

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Well this is certainleeeey an interesting week to be making an update if your name is Malcolm. I've bunced back souprisingly drunk well since Blaizzzzze dumped me!!! and I went hour separate wayzzz. But I've mEt some nuw peole, and I've been gettin out you know, it's been refrshing and cleaing to talk to pople after being a socially inopt ( Read more... )

So it all started out with that late January snow, and my bloody insistence to go out in it for a stroll yesterday afternoon. So I come into the castle, and I bump into an old flame, in fine form. But Tale's always in fine form. It's just that she's not usually in that kind of form. So we have an interesting discussion filled with intrigue and ( Read more... )

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Yeah, Um, Guys I'm sorry I haven't updated my MSJ (MuggleStudiesJournal) for a while, but it's been a bit hectic, you know. Shuffling about. Siblings. Things like that.

So I moved in with Parkinson. Isn't she lovely. I can't understand how you ever went out with her gave her up, gentlemen of Hogwarts. Brocklehurst is a hot bit of biscuit, isn't ( Read more... )

I AM NOT going back there again. I don't CARE if most of the grade didn't pass their NEWTs, because I DID![Private] Just. Only Just. I mean. I failed Arithmancy. but the paper was unreasonable, I tell you! [/Private ( Read more... )

Staying at home is not as appetising as it sounds, unfortunately ( Read more... )

All of it hasn't been my fault, and I resent that anyone would think that this entire mess is my own ( Read more... )