( buy my crap and then look at this )

yeah.. i went skating yesterday at the glacier.. and someone stole my camera. we were skating by the 6 set in the covered place, and i had it set on one of the rock wall things.. there were some old people looking at the glacier and stuff and then some dude and probably his girlfriend or wife.. so yeah. we were just skating, and then it was gone ( Read more... )

Andy Borowitz: Man Commits Suicide after Learning Harry Potter Spoiler'I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,' Says Despondent Potter Fan ( Read more... )

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everybodys starting to wear tight pants now ( Read more... )

i like to write long emails when theyre about good things.

i can hear the rain. its loud.

( THE WORST THING EVER )

here is your warning

warning

edit: anonymous says: "aka severe spoiler"

my pirate flag is awesome. tawney got it for me. its huge. i put it on my ceiling over my bed so i can always see it. its like........... rrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhh lets go sailing or something ( Read more... )

kathleen had been telling me she has a surprise for me for over two weeks.. then i finally got to see her... id been guessing that it was goldfish just out of nowhere, and i kept saying that, and she laughed and said nooooo like she was lying ( Read more... )