"dont get me wrong, bubbles is an insatiable slut. but shes my slut and i love her. i dont expect you to understand ( Read more... )

DICK. theres an app for that.

I feel trapped. Or really claustrophobic. Or too full. Or empty. The Problem That Has No Name (thanks Betty), the chemical affliction, the electric fence. An invisible switch that shuts off my personality, rendering charged particles and flesh stems in absolute conrol of the public relations department, due to some sort of weight placed ( Read more... )

this weekend i've managed to ( Read more... )

this just in : french people suck

im in italy, its weird.

"even the internet here is lazy"

i would like to know more about shitting. havent you ever wondered? there are so many mysteries surrounding it. someone sell me WEED FOR FUCKS SAKE

picking the same scab over and over. coming off you in waves

pain is so american. its so blunt and splotchy, how us american girls look when our makeup runs. what an ugly froth we get worked into! i feel like my skins been scrubbed off, and now all those capillaries and tear ducts are being mercilessly released from the epidermal walls that have been so slowly and sloppily ripped from my plumbing over the ( Read more... )

ok i officially fucking suck at life. im going to do sooooooooooooo bad in world religions this semester im FREAKIN OUT man ( Read more... )