Party at my house tonight. Bring alcohol and drugs. Bring friends. Call me 419-0056 and tell me something nice. Like that you're comming.

Who ever thought a song called "It's a motherfucker" could be so romantic ( Read more... )

So I'm at pima West campus right now with Ms. Melissa Miller. We're in the computer room with about 50-70 other people working tediously on their computers. I'm not a student here, so I really feel like I shouldn't be in here. Melissa's going on and on about how her powerpoint presentation on the Grey Squirrel isn't up to par, and I'm trying to ( Read more... )

Getting to know my dad is like getting to know myself. It's scary to see how much we have in common and how we both have an insane way of describing our feelings. Sitting in his camper smoking a bowl and having him sing me a song he wrote 20 years ago, it's scary. It's all too real. I chose not to see him for 5 years and with good reason. I wasn't ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Matt Sarten. 22 years of hell raising and talk of mutilated corpses. I love you, bro.

No more meat or dairy. I mean it.

Middle aged man/ customer- "I'll have an everything bagel with honey walnut ( Read more... )

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I miss you guys.

It's 2006 guys. That's pretty intense. Let's talk about a new year that will bring changes.

• I will turn 18 on August 20.
• I will graduate.
• I will start college.

Whoa guys. And that's only the begining! I don't know what this year will bring. And I know by the end of this year I'll be a completly different person, because I am constantly evolving. ( Read more... )