( TAKE ME AS I AM )

I'm all packed up. Well, for the most part. It makes me sad ( Read more... )

( Just breathe )

On top of everything else, I do not need this ( Read more... )

I don't need this right now. On top of everything else, I do not need this ( Read more... )

"Our obligation to be “nice” expires the moment someone fails to respect us when we say no."

"I had a sex dream about Napoleon [Dynamite]...not Jon Heder, Napoleon, with the nasty curly hair. I've never looked at him in the same way since."

"We'll have a different thing in each room! A Rockband room, a sexy time room, a room where you just eat red things..."

These are my friends. I love them.

"If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, you've got to stop accepting crap and demand something more."

As much as we both want these puzzles pieces to fit, they won't. I'm tired of trying.

"No, Emily, you know I love your cleavage. I am so glad you brought it over to play."

"It's like me with poodles...I always want to stab their eyes." Maybe just poke them and see what happens. I always think black liquid will squirt out.

hahaha

Do what makes you happy. Be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breathe. Love as long as you live.