✝ VIII ✝

[eminent_lady]

Would anyone have a shovel they would be comfortable parting with? I need to take out some...garbage.

They'll never find the body.

Comments

[inferior_lady]

I have a really bad feeling about this...

... Why do you need a shovel to take out garbage?

[eminent_lady]

Well, I need to beat its head in first, then, naturally, I need to bury it in the yard where it will never be seen again.

[inferior_lady]

You must... really hate this garbage, huh?

[eminent_lady]

Oh, I hate garbage that doesn't know better than to do things it'll later regret.

Don't you agree, Shizu?

[miss_sniper]

A shovel?

[eminent_lady]

I think I have cleaned up the mess, Miss Hawkeye. I hope the strange request didn't disconcert you.

[miss_sniper]

It's just unexpected. Then again, this whole place is.

[If you go to the kitchen, you'll see her cleaning a gun.]

[eminent_lady]

It's true. I would hope to think that asking for a shovel would be one of the more mundane things to happen here.

[Let's just say Mariya is there--she is certainly not bothered by the sight of the gun. Besides, a soldier with a gun? Not exactly surprising.]

Is that yours?

[weaponsparked]

Can't you just toss it in a trash bin?

[eminent_lady]

Oh, it is much too big.

[weaponsparked]

... Get a bigger bag?

[eminent_lady]

Oh, thank you! Perhaps if I break a few things, it should be able to fit in a large bag.

Hmm.

[eminent_lady]

A shovel considered a...weapon?

[eminent_lady]

That is terrible! I thought of it first. Though I suppose just about anything can become a weapon in the hands of someone determined to use it as such.

[kol_shevik]

Has dent and most of handle is gone, but can have old shovel. Russia does not need it anymore.

[eminent_lady]

Oh! You would really not mind parting with it? I wouldn't want to trouble you for my sake.

[kol_shevik]

нет, нет. Russia has other tools can use. Every worker is needing good shovel first.

[eminent_lady]

I shovel is quite handy and can have numerous uses!