k pauls bday party tonight, in oc, which im not a big fan of on the norm but - we decided since it was his first "out o' the closet" bday that this occasion called for a male stripper of course. and who else to remove his clothing at the drop of the hat - well none other than ass of the hour, mr. nick templetine. so we get him boozed up real good- ( Read more... )

the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump ( Read more... )

im really excited about these new shoes. mostly cuz they were free and we know nothing makes rhoda's heart soar higher than free stuff. they are from the bowling alley and the toe reminds me of a hue similar to feces. juvenile? yes. still fantastic? most definitely. especially cuz robo bro copped himself a pair as well. so now we is twins for real ( Read more... )

life goals ( Read more... )

its what i feared. ive become more open, more expressive, more honest, more accepting. and she seems more naive and close minded and obedient. i didnt think it would change much, i thought our friendship would withstand the pressures. it feels different now. should i have to censor myself? should i constantly be reminded that this single "detail" ( Read more... )

cant i just be genderless? on the norm i prefer and truly enjoy being female. i feel theres so much more flexibility and freedom in terms of acceptable behavior and characteristics. doing hair and make-up is fun. tits are fun. shakin' it is fun. but reacting to something in a stereotypical female way; not fun. its not even about the period, or the ( Read more... )

what is it about saved by the bell that soothes me when im feeling ill? childhood comfort? must be it ( Read more... )

everytime i see him, i cant stop smiling and laughing afterward.

no, its not because im smitten, its because i find myself asking: "what the fuck am i doing?"

its like a i went to a vending machine at wegmans and bought me a li'l homie for a quarter. only, hes a hot dancer and he calls me boo.

holy cow. happy fucking birthday to me.

half jamaican, half cuban. so hot ( Read more... )