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My tweets
- Mon, 12:44: Earplugs, blocking out 90% of sound of old ladies eating boiled sweets on public transport since 2012 #beprepared
- Mon, 23:36: I've figured out how rich people get skinny so quick...lobster= diarrhea 😨
- Tue, 00:38: My fianc
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- Sun, 12:30: Starting to remember why I don't like making friends with lesbians. Fucking. Drama. So immature.
- Mon, 10:44: Happy two year anniversary to the love of my life @ PatiiFag. You are my heart xxxxx
- Mon, 11:37: This guy in public is (repeatedly) ACTUALLY using "fml" as ACTUAL English language. Ummm no. #douchebag
- Mon, 11:44: Amazing ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 13:21: Rehydrating the tree while we wait for our stand http://t.co/AuLgjLeo
- Sat, 20:28: Clifton Hill, you so pretty :D http://t.co/VLBtwGMK
- Sat, 20:36: Northcote wins:D http://t.co/kPW6w99I
- Sun, 01:55: 2 girls 1 cup: http://t.co/hdgWarau via @ youtube
- Sun, 02:10: @ globalmargarita is following me lol does this officially make me an ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 21:39: Preparing to go clubbing for the first time in like over two years, V or long neck, that is the question!
- Fri, 21:45: http://t.co/GjhktrYg
- Fri, 21:53: Brown baggin' it off chapel hehe http://t.co/J6dSZPmi
- Sat, 03:05: The most perfect evening until someone tears you back to reality.
- Sat, 03:47: RT @ IDoThat2: I went for a run ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 12:36: Best idea ever! RT @ OMGFacts: Parents in DENMARK must have their baby’s name approved by a government agency! Details > http://t.co/9fYh9xyv
- Thu, 12:40: Whoa! prob coz it smells orgasmic RT @ OMGFacts: Lady Gaga's Fame fragrance is the 2nd fastest selling, it sold 6 million bottles in 1 week.
- Thu, 12:45: @ lauracmcculloch RT @ DrOz: ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:17: Santa? http://t.co/ctqNuf1r
- Wed, 15:40: @ PatiiFag can we tour? RT @ OMGFacts: Australia has 150+ Big Things: Tourist ATTRACTIONS scattered all over. -> http://t.co/1vxIGrUJ
- Thu, 00:41: Notice how fans of the janoskians never reply...because it's after midnight on a school night and they're all fucking 12! #sad
- Thu, 00:42: put $50 ( Read more... )
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- Tue, 22:10: Lucky 23 from Mrs Snail http://t.co/6FPH3QnB
- Tue, 23:51: RT @ KarlChandler: DID YOU KNOW: Eddie Murphy actually DIDN'T play multiple characters in The Nutty Professor. You are just racist.
- Tue, 23:54: Girlfriend. Check. Slurpee. Check. Kit Kat chunky. Check. Family guy. Check 😁
- Wed, 01:03: Playing around with frequent flyer ( Read more... )
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- Mon, 20:42: RT @ OMGFacts: Why are night vision goggles are GREEN: we can see more shades of green than any other color! More info here --> http:/ ...
- Mon, 20:43: RT @ OMGFacts: Coca-Cola ran a campaign called H2NO: they trained servers to convince you to NOT order water! --> http://t.co/4Kn8Asef
- Mon, 20:44: RT @ OMGFactsSex: Tribesmen in ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 15:03: @ VictoriaPolice reporting 4wd driver XBU 126. Deliberately cutting off & slamming on breaks at 110km/h on western fwy at Melton exit.
- Sun, 15:07: RT @ jenstatsky: You can probably cool it with the piggy back rides, couples in photos that come with picture frames.
- Sun, 15:30: RT @ SethMacFarlane: If there’s still an Obama sign on ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 12:07: WTF?herald sun fuck wits LOL RT @ heraldsunreader "I hate ppl who swim. There just a bunch of idiots who think there in a music video or ad"
- Fri, 16:23: I was doing washing and burnt my crumbed fish:( #desperatehousewives
- Sat, 00:09: rewatching the L word series, why not : )
- Sat, 01:31: The thunder and rain sounds so pretty ( Read more... )