I'm not sure why God gives me what He does.  I'm the kind of person who complains for four months about crime in Lakeland, only to find her "stolen" iPod under her car seat.  I'm also the kind of friend who only calls you when her fiance's out of town and she's 'lonely'.  I'm the kind of daughter who only calls when she's in some kind of trouble.  ( Read more... )

:-)

Church - booked
Reception - booked
Dress - Ordered
Bridesmaids - picked/dressed
Tuxes - this week
Invitations - ordered
Flowers - April 15th
Honeymoon - Booking this week
Bride - happy
Groom - WONDERFUL

I feel productive.  If you haven't received a Save-the-Date, don't worry... you're probably still invited.  The magnets haven't arrived... but you'll have ( Read more... )

Yesterday I tried to start a new WeightSmart Vitamin program.  The bottle said to take it with food, but I wasn't hungry at 6AM so I threw some oatmeal into my "teacher bag", swallowed the pill with a glass of water, and left.  8.5 minutes later, I was projectile vomiting in the bushes at school... and now everyone at work thinks I'm pregnant.  ( Read more... )

I know that no matter what I write in this entry, no combination of words will do this experience any justice, but for my own records, and for few people left who still read my entries, here's the story...

Our two year anniversary was one of those days where the humidity, temperature, and breeze could hold hands and balance on a pin point.  Those ( Read more... )

WE'RE ENGAGED!

I LOVE YOU, FIANCE!

Scottie set a kitchen fire last night....

but don't worry, I got the fire extinguisher and saved the day!

I know I gave LJ up, but sometimes I miss this stupid blog.  It doesn't even matter to me that no one really reads it.  So... I have opened the "Update Journal" window several times in the past few weeks, but I never seem to know how to start.  I'm not short on words, but I feel like if I start a real entry it'll go so long that no one will even ( Read more... )

... to Myspace.  It's not personal, folks, but I can't really risk having my posts read by my students and Myspace allows me to keep EVERYTHING on 'friends only'.  I'll keep the account, update randomly, etc.  But if you'd like to read my super-exciting blogs, you'll have to follow these steps:

1.) Create a Myspace account at www.myspace.com
2.) Find ( Read more... )

I got a new Userpic!

woot.

(how do ya like them apples, fireball?)

In other news, Nigel (my Betta fish) died today.  Scottie found him dead on the carpet beneath my desk.  We suspect it had something to do with the pest control people coming today.  Nigel wouldn't do that without being provoked.  I'm sad... and more than that, I'm ashamed that I can't ( Read more... )

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