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How to enjoy Burning Man from the comfort of your own home...
Since I'm obviously going to miss it again this year, I found this humorous list on how to enjoy the experience at home. I've already been doing some of this ( Read more... ) -
Cows.
Young bull and old bull are standing on a hill.
All over the valley below were a herd of cows, peacefully grazing.
Young bull says to old bull, "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!"
Old bull looks over and says " Let's walk down there and fuck them all."
Words to live by.
By the way, I can now legally marry people. Fun, huh ( Read more... ) -
The Road Trip Diaries: Part 1
Sin CityOh Vegas, how I love and yet loathe thee. I'm here for tonight and tomorrow night. Staying in Gabe's empty apartment. If only Savannah weren't so busy or I were confident enough to try and contact Dr. DNA. Instead, I'm just sitting around his apartment eating Gardetto's and posting on LJ ( Read more... ) -
Postcards?
If you send me your address (by Wednesday morning), I'll send you a postcard or two!
I'll be going on a road trip through:
Las Vegas, NV
Salt Lake City, UT
Wyoming
Boulder and Denver, CO
Kansas
Oklahoma
Dallas, TX
San Antonio, TX
Austin, TX
Corpus Christi, TX
El Paso, TX
New Mexico
Tucson, AZ
Phoenix, AZ
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Ode to my boobs
Rockabye titties in my hand,
They're the finest titties in the land.
With Emmie's titties in my face,
I wouldn't want any other place.
- Kevin
He makes songs all the time...it's funny.
Oh. And you can follow my road trip here:
Mobile Phone -> Flickr -
Hoorah!
Number 1 thought right now:
My PCP approved a referral to get Essure done. She warned that I still have to convince the OBGYN, but at least I'm further than I've gotten before.
Speaking of birth control, here's some people who should have used it:
Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid?
I was recently reminded that I haven't posted in forever...I just ( Read more... ) -
Piercing? (NSFW)
Help! I'm gonna be getting a piercing for my 21st and was interested in your feedback. I've narrowed my interests down to four...
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What the fuck.
Girls Survive Getting Run Over by a Train
1. Survive getting run over by train.
2. Perfect example of teenage feelings of invicibility.
3. Furthers #2 by one girl's initial feeling of "Well, my leg will grow back."
Just what the fuck.
Oh, and I've decided you all will suffer with endless photos.
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More Photos
I have teh cutest aneemals evar...
Okay, maybe not. But I glamorize them anyway.
( Some Beppy, Some Road Hoe, and Some Random Shit for Class )